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F: have you emptied your trousers of work shite
M: yes put the kettle on
Translation: no I haven't bothered to just put the bloody tea on
I helped burtmeister with the translation of some of them (the ones he got right) I'll do a bloke translation
The little critters are off school so having to put up with the boys constantly needing something NOW
To prove the point I trod on a stray lego brick whilst trying not to wake every one up when I went to work at 3.15 am. The burning pain was like...
There's no one to protect me from intruders in my house, burty would sleep through a burglary without moving
But they would have to get through...
You get that falling feeling as I push your blanket steeling camel ass out of bed
Oh and Mr burtmeister 3000 :
Has sweaty feet and
His arse smells like a dead camel what has been left in the sun for a week and is being feasted...
No I don't find my feet get sweaty cus I'm asleep.... Lol
Playground bullshit :
My child can do...
Child x has gain bin in trouble in class...
Ok weird one. Why is it that it's always the left sock that falls off if I fall asleep with my socks on?
Funny: listening to all the pretentious...
Right so I have two ginger members to choose from... Hmm could I have both? One to do the cooking and one to do the cleaning
I can't sit with my back to a door.. Like ever it's just not right and creepy as hell
Must have tune with a glass or bottle
Hi thanks all for the warm and slightly disturbing welcome I'm sure I'll get to know you all soon.
Um...no b.s is me being polite and lazy in not typing bullshit
Some "handsome ginger fella" has changed my avatar. Cheeky bugger
From my experience I would rather be talking to the real person then to find out its all. B s and the guy is a total penis weeks or months down...
Hi I'm new to this sort of thing so please be gentle :)
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